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A litle boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the $100.  When the postal authorities received the letter, addressed to 'GOD, USA', they decided to send it to the President.  The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.  The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD.  It read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending me the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C., and , as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.

Note: this joke began circulating during the Bill Clinton presidency.